me with friends: 9/10 would bang
    me with family: what's a boy

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: spoken-not-written, via indiemovieboyfriend)

putins-boyfriend:

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(Source: postllimit, via jackballs)

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

(via fake-mermaid)