Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via fake-mermaid)

I need a job so bad :((((((((((((

virused:

back-to-school tip: dont talk to me

(via fake-mermaid)

nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

(Source: vvouter, via slapdancing)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via sarcastic-etiquette)