All I’ve eaten today is two doughnuts, a chocolate cupcake and a brownie

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via oreokekskruemmel)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via slapdancing)

acciodog:

isn’t it cool how some phobias are unquestioned and considered “normal”, like fear of heights or spiders, but mention that you have social anxiety or a fear of driving and people immediately jump to “why? what’s so scary about that? that makes no sense??????” and by it’s cool i mean it’s really fucked up because all phobias are irrational it doesn’t need an explaination that’s what makes it a pHOBIA

(via folieaxdont)

Our conversations basically consist of us complaining about how much we’re procrastinating