isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via smritiforever)

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

Margo’s want to travel and leave her hometown, Q’s belief in a future and planning, and the friendship in the story being  very like my our friendship succes. Anna I did it. 

Those are actually really good! I’m so proud :) just find quotes and yur set!

I’m hugging you mentally right now. 

I’m hugging you back mentally right now. No my panicking. All is well.

*more whoops I’m tired but I’m really into this fanfic so sleep is not gonna happen

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

Margo’s want to travel and leave her hometown, Q’s belief in a future and planning, and the friendship in the story being  very like my our friendship succes. Anna I did it. 

Those are actually really good! I’m so proud :) just find quotes and yur set!

I’m hugging you mentally right now. 

I’m hugging you back mentally right now. No my panicking. All is well.

tappingonmyown:

Margo’s want to travel and leave her hometown, Q’s belief in a future and planning, and the friendship in the story being  very like my our friendship succes. Anna I did it. 

Those are actually really good! I’m so proud :) just find quotes and yur set!

tappingonmyown:

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

No one wants to give me a rubric. I must be ugly.

It’s really nothing special…get your grammar in check…have a thesis statement…have an essay that’s about your thesis statement…use one quote per point…MLA everything…that’s about…

Yes. Myself should be left alone. ESPecially when it comes to John Green. This paper is being written tomorrow is that still allowed. Question Mark. 

Idk bro. I. D. K………..

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

No one wants to give me a rubric. I must be ugly. 

It’s really nothing special…get your grammar in check…have a thesis statement…have an essay that’s about your thesis statement…use one quote per point…MLA everything…that’s about it

Mrs. Spencer why must I quote the book. No I don’t want to explore myself. 

My thoughts exactly. If Dean has taught me anything it’s that we do NOT EXPLORE OURSELVES WE LEAVE US ALONE THANK U VEERY MUCH!

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

HOW THE FUCK DOES PAPER TOWNS DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY?

OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT I DID FOR MY BOOK IT TOO ME 5EVER! I was just like I like mystery books, the author doesn’t treat his readers like stupid little kids and Q is anxiety ridden. I am anxiety…

YES UR AN THESPIAN AN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ummmmmmmmmmmmmm how bout u write it and then read it again tomorrow and laugh at how bad it is and rewrite it…or realize you become a genius at writing English essays about yourself while high on coffee at 1 in da mornin! U could do like 1 point for how it doesn’t show your personality…just be like Margo’s a little shit, I am not a little shit. The end

I COULD COMPARE THE AMOUNTOF NUTCRACKERS MY PARENTS OWNT O THE AMOUNT OF BLACKSANTAS RADARS PARENTS OWN. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE  POINT. You See ANNA BSANANANA. I AM A GENIUS. IWill read it tomorrow and belike Yes. I am the writer. It’s me. 

OH MY GAWD I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLACK SANTAS HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE BLACK SANTAS???!!!!??!??!?!??!!

THE BLACK SANTAS ARE EVERYTHING ANNA. 

I NOOOOO IM SORRY BLACK SANTAS I WILL NEVER FORGET U AGAIN

tappingonmyown:

No one wants to give me a rubric. I must be ugly. 

It’s really nothing special…get your grammar in check…have a thesis statement…have an essay that’s about your thesis statement…use one quote per point…MLA everything…that’s about it

tappingonmyown:

alljuststardust:

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

HOW THE FUCK DOES PAPER TOWNS DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY?

OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT I DID FOR MY BOOK IT TOO ME 5EVER! I was just like I like mystery books, the author doesn’t treat his readers like stupid little kids and Q is anxiety ridden. I am anxiety…

YES UR AN THESPIAN AN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ummmmmmmmmmmmmm how bout u write it and then read it again tomorrow and laugh at how bad it is and rewrite it…or realize you become a genius at writing English essays about yourself while high on coffee at 1 in da mornin! U could do like 1 point for how it doesn’t show your personality…just be like Margo’s a little shit, I am not a little shit. The end

I COULD COMPARE THE AMOUNTOF NUTCRACKERS MY PARENTS OWNT O THE AMOUNT OF BLACKSANTAS RADARS PARENTS OWN. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE  POINT. You See ANNA BSANANANA. I AM A GENIUS. IWill read it tomorrow and belike Yes. I am the writer. It’s me. 

OH MY GAWD I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLACK SANTAS HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE BLACK SANTAS???!!!!??!??!?!??!!

alljuststardust:

tappingonmyown:

HOW THE FUCK DOES PAPER TOWNS DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY?

OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT I DID FOR MY BOOK IT TOO ME 5EVER! I was just like I like mystery books, the author doesn’t treat his readers like stupid little kids and Q is anxiety ridden. I am anxiety…

YES UR AN THESPIAN AN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ummmmmmmmmmmmmm how bout u write it and then read it again tomorrow and laugh at how bad it is and rewrite it…or realize you become a genius at writing English essays about yourself while high on coffee at 1 in da mornin! U could do like 1 point for how it doesn’t show your personality…just be like Margo’s a little shit, I am not a little shit. The end

tappingonmyown:

HOW THE FUCK DOES PAPER TOWNS DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY? 

OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT I DID FOR MY BOOK IT TOO ME 5EVER! I was just like I like mystery books, the author doesn’t treat his readers like stupid little kids and Q is anxiety ridden. I am anxiety ridden. Yup that’s about it.