All I’ve eaten today is two doughnuts, a chocolate cupcake and a brownie

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u


(Source: hardcoregrandma, via oreokekskruemmel)



If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via slapdancing)


isn’t it cool how some phobias are unquestioned and considered “normal”, like fear of heights or spiders, but mention that you have social anxiety or a fear of driving and people immediately jump to “why? what’s so scary about that? that makes no sense??????” and by it’s cool i mean it’s really fucked up because all phobias are irrational it doesn’t need an explaination that’s what makes it a pHOBIA

(via folieaxdont)

Our conversations basically consist of us complaining about how much we’re procrastinating